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Posted on November 4, 2008 - Filed Under Movie reviews |
Until a few days ago I did not see the fourth Indiana Jones movie. I loved the precious movies so I wanted to see the fourth one on DVD or in the theater. Now since there is one theater in Paramaribo and they did not show it, I did not see it yet.
I am a loyal fan of south park. In episode 1208, the China Probrem, the south park guys accused Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas of raping their good friend Indiana Jones. Translation…. They still love the character but the plot of the movie was very bad.
This harsh ‘review’ made me wonder just how bad the movie was. So I downloaded it and watched.
The south park guys where right. Indiana Jones was brutally gang raped by Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas and all the writers of the movie.
Lets make a list of the plots of Indiana Jones movies and you’ll understand I hope.
- Raiders of the lost ark –> Indy is looking for the biblical arc.
- Temple of Doom –> Indy is looking for the legendary Adi Shankara stones.
- Last crusade –> Indy is looking for the holy grail.
- Kingdom of the crystal skull –> Indy is looking for Inca Gods that happen to be Aliens. In El Dorado that later turns out to be a spaceship.
I mean come on. Al of the former movies where mystery, adventure and some magic. And all of a sudden they put science fiction in it?? Have they lost there minds??
Okay to be honest the movie has it’s good parts. We see Dr Jones as we all know and love him. He is smart, gets in trouble and gets out of it. He also makes a lot of jokes about getting old. The story gives us a good character that could possibly follow in his footsteps. Lets face it, Harrison Ford is getting old. He can’t keep playing the part. And another actor?? I think not. There is only one Indiana Jones. Those are the good things about the movie
BUT THEY RAPED HIM WITH THE ALIENS. There are a lot of legends they could use. There are a lot of plot endings they could have used and the bastards choose Aliens.
They could have gone with Atlantis, Camelot, The Roanoke Colony, Sodom and Gomorrah, King Solomons mines. But they choose Aliens in a El Dorado that turns out to be a 500 year old spaceship.
In a Indiana Jones movie we want to see legends, mystery, booby-traps etc.
We DO NOT want to see Vampire’s, Werewolves or Aliens.
If you guys want to see this movie go ahead. I’m never looking at it again. I’m taking out the previous DVD’s and out of respect for Indy I’ll look at those and I’ll never ever buy Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls.
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